Hyper Anon: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once and foreall.
Doge:It's time for a Death Battle!
The scream echoced throughout the highway. This scream was from Paul the Llama, who was held hostage inside a car. Driving said car was a Llama with a green hat. That Llama was Carl. The car reeked of corpses. Orphan corpses.
"CAAAAAAARL! GET ME OUT OF THIS CAR!" Paul said.
"But if I do, we'll miss out on this vacation I planned." Carl replied.
Meanwhile in the land of Happy Tree Friends which they were driving by, a green bear with an army jacket heard the scream. The bear went crazy, he was a veteran and it reminded him of soldiers screaming in agony. That bear growled. This was Flippy.
Flippy ran up to Lumpy and slashed off his head. Cuddles saw this and tried to run, but Flippy stabbed Cuddles in the back of his neck. He saw Giggles and shot her in the chest, sliced open Handy's head, chopped off Petunia's limbs and head, punched through Toothy's chest, hacked through the chest of Flaky, cut through Russ's skull, then shot Lifty and Stifty who had tried to rob him. Nutty was still alive, but he didn't know he could die at any moment. He just wanted Candy. Flippy shot him causing his brains to splatter.
Flippy saw the car. He then ran at it. Flippy jumped on the car's hood holding a matchete.
"CAAAAAARL! A BEAR IS GOING TO ATTACK US!" Paul said.
"I'll work this out." Carl replied. Carl opened the car door and walked out. He pulled out his knife. "How about we work things out."