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This here is the verbose version of the Scooby-Doo, Where R U? theme song. It was uploaded on UTube 9 December, 2016 and has only around 60 thousand views as of today.

LyricsEdit

Male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert', what is your current position in the X, Y, and Z coordinates?

Our group of Homo sapiens currently is required to engage in an activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.

Male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert' what is your current position in X, Y, and Z coordinates?

Our group of Homo sapiens currently requires your assistance in the aforementioned mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.

Proceed with your current actions. Male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert', you are currently within my line of sight, therefore allowing me to see your physical form with my viewing apparatus.

While you are currently feigning the action of acquiring a small piece of wood getting stuck in your skin.

However, despite the previous actions you have engaged in, that you are not deceiving me, contrary to what you may think.

This is because with my viewing apparatus, I can clearly distinguish the way you move up and down or from side to side with rapid, forceful, jerky movements, as well as shake slightly and uncontrollably as a result of being cold, frightened, or excited.

You are currently aware that our group of Homo sapiens is required to find the solution to a puzzling crime.

And as a result, male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert', you must be fully prepared to engage in your performance as a fictional role in a play, movie, or television production. Do not act with reserve, but instead contain your full measure a power.

And, male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert', in case of the scenario where you support us in a difficult situation,

You will be rewarded with a 'Scooby Snack', which is a now coholic drink that consists of: rum, creme de banane, melon liqueur, and pineapple juice.

Proceed with your current actions!

Male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert', your current X, Y, and Z coordinates are relative to the X, Y, and Z coordinates of myself.

You are prepared to take part in any action, and you are prepared and eager to take part in these actions as well.

In a scenario where my current group of Homo sapiens can trust, rely, or put faith into yourself, male mammal that goes by the referred name of 'Scoobert Doobert'.

I can say with absolute certainty that we will discover the antagonist's hiding spot, and most likely put them into some form of detention. (2x)

Expression of affirmation.

VideoEdit

The Scooby-Doo theme verbosed

The Scooby-Doo theme verbosed